The Golden Years - Humorous Birthday Card, Wholesale

Item #: C8154BDG
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Have Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Occasion:
Birthday
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
June 30, 2022