Somebody Shoot Me - Funny Christmas Box of 12 Cards, Wholesale

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To me, Christmas means cooking up a feast for family and friends...an endless, numbing day of scrubbing, grating, peeling, chopping, slicing, and dicing, until my f'ingers bleed, and like a tortured slave, my mind spirals into a dark psychotic pit of hell where the voices in my head begin screaming "Shoot me, please, somebody just f'ing shoot me!"