Somebody Shoot Me - Funny Christmas Box of 12 Cards, Wholesale

Item #: B1421
Cover Reads:
To Me, Christmas Means Cooking Up A Feast For Family And Friends...An Endless, Numbing Day Of Scrubbing, Grating, Peeling, Chopping, Slicing, And Dicing, Until My Fingers Bleed, And Like A Tortured Slave, My Mind Spirals Into A Dark Psychotic Pit Of Hell Where The Voices In My Head Begin Screaming "Shoot Me, Please, Somebody Just Fucking Shoot Me!"
Inside Reads:
'tis The Season!
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper in the USA.
February 15, 2000