Airport Security - Funny Birthday Card, Wholesale

Item #: 9964
Cover Reads:
Airport Screening Results: October 20 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered: 0. Transvestites: 176. Hernias: 1,678. Hemorrhoids Cases 3,896. Enlarged Prostates 8,570. Breast Implants: 62,356. Natural Blondes:3.
Inside Reads:
It Was Also Discovered That 535 Members Of Congress Had No Balls. Another Birthday Who's Counting.

Send everyone on your list this funny birthday card from NobleWorks Cards.

Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
April 15, 2013