Redneck Security System - Hilarious Blank Card, Wholesale

Item #: 9950K
Cover Reads:
Redneck Security System: Billybob, Getting More Ammo; Back Shortly. Pitbulls[Sic] Locked Inside, Messed (Up) The Mailman Real Bad. From All The Blood It Looks Like Killer Was In On It. He’S In Our Room. Best To Wait Outside. Cooter, Carl, Junior[Sic].
Inside Reads:
Not Greeted

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Occasion:
All Occasions
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
April 15, 2013