Twas the Bite Before Christmas - Humorous Christmas Card, Wholesale

Item #: 5965
Cover Reads:
Tő Was The Night Before Christmas When All Through The House Not A Calorie Was Spared, It All Went In My Mouth. My Stockings Were Hung By My Ankles, Legs Bare. They No Longer Fit And I Didnőt Care. The Chocolates Were Eaten, The Damage Was Done. The Hell With My Diet, And Boy Was It Fun. Now Brownies! Now Brittle! Now Eggnog And Fudge! On Cookies! On Cupcakes! On Fruitcakes And Blintzes! To The Girth Of My Hips! To My Intestinal Walls! Now Eat Away! Eat Away! Eat Away!
Inside Reads:
Happy Christmas To All, And To All A Good Bite.

The anti-dieting Christmas card! It's perfect for just about anyone!

Occasion:
Christmas
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed in USA
Introduced:
March 15, 2012