Christmas Music - Funny Christmas Card, Wholesale

Item #: 5934
Cover Reads:
12 Daze Of Christmas. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What We Her? Amnesia: I Donõt Know If Iõll Be Home For Christmas. Narcissist: Hark The Herald Angels Singñabout Me. Manic: Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stairs And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Tracks And Fire Hydrants And... Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, And Jingle Bells. Agoraphobia: I Heard The Bell On Christmas Day, But Wouldnõt Leave My House. Senile Dementia: Walking In A Winter Wonderlandñmiles From My House In My Slippers And Robe. Oppositional Defiance Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clausñso I Burned Down The House. Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, While I Sit Home And Hyperventilate. Attention Deficit Disorder: We Wish You...hey Look!!! Itõs Snowing.
Inside Reads:
Go Nuts...It's Christmas!

A crazy holiday card for the person you're crazy about.

Occasion:
Christmas
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.
Introduced:
March 15, 2012