Golden Years - Funny Birthday Card, Wholesale
Item #: 5679
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years… The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot See Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Dropping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Yeas Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing Up Golden.
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Your friends will have a great time reading this hilarious greeting card about the golden years from NobleWorks Cards.
Occasion:
Birthday
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
June 21, 2013