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Everything I Know I Learned From My Mom: My Mother Taught Me Religion - You'd Better Pray That Will Come Out Of The Carpet. My Mother Taught Me Logic: Because I Said So, That's Why. My Mother Taught Me Foresight: Make Sure You Wear Clean Underwear In Case You're In An Accident. My Mother Taught Me Irony: Keep Crying And I'll Give You Something To Cry About. My Mother Taught Me About Stamina: You Sit There Until All That Spinach Is Gone. My Mother Taught Me About Receiving: You Are Going To Get It When You Get Home. My Mother Taught Me About Medical Science: If You Don't Stop Crossing Your Eyes, They Are Going To Freeze That Way. My Mother Taught Me About Justice....