Wake Up at 7 - Hilarious Birthday Card, Wholesale

Item #: 4819
Cover Reads:
At 60 You Feel Like You Always Have To Pee And You Stand At The Toilet And Nothing Comes Out! When You're 70 You Can't Have A Bowel Movement! You Eat Bran, Take Laxatives, And Nothing Comes Out! 80 Is The Worst! You Pee Every Morning At Six, Followed By A Bowel Movement At Six Thirty! What's So Bad About That!
Inside Reads:
I Don't Wake Up Until 7:00! Wake Up. It's Time For Your Birthday!
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper in the USA.
February 15, 2011