Wake Up at 7 - Hilarious Birthday Card, Wholesale

Cover Reads:

At 60 You Feel Like You Always Have To Pee And You Stand At The Toilet And Nothing Comes Out! When You're 70 You Can't Have A Bowel Movement! You Eat Bran, Take Laxatives, And Nothing Comes Out! 80 Is The Worst! You Pee Every Morning At Six, Followed By A Bowel Movement At Six Thirty! What's So Bad About That!