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Religious Truth: Taoism: S**T Happens. Buddhism: If S**T Happens, It Really Isn't S**T. Hinduism: This S**T Has Happened Before. Islam: If S**T Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah. Catholicism: S**T Happens Because You Deserve It. Protestantism: Work Harder Or S**T Will Happen. Materialist: Whoever Dies With The Most S**T Wins! Atheist: I Can't Believe This S**T! Judaism: Why Does This S**T Always Happen To Us? Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This S**T!