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Religious Truth: Taoism: Shit Happens. Buddhism: If Shit Happens, It Really Isn't Shit. Hinduism: This Shit Has Happened Before. Islam: If Shit Happens, It Is The Will Of Allah. Catholicism: Shit Happens Because You Deserve It. Protestantism: Work Harder Or Shit Will Happen. Materialist: Whoever Dies With The Most Shit Wins! Atheist: I Can't Believe This Shit! Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us? Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit!