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National Emblem - Hilarious Birthday Card, Wholesale

Item #: 0567
Cover Reads:
Official Announcement: The Government Today Announced That It Is Changing Its Emblem From An Eagle To A Condom, Because It More Accurately Reflects The Government's Political Stance. A Condom Allows For Inflation, Halts Production, Destroys The Next Generation, Protects A Bunch Of Pricks, And Gives You A Sense Of Security While You're Actually Being Screwed.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday...Did You Want That Gift-Wrapped?
Occasion:
Birthday
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Mixed sources pulp from well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. USA Made..
Introduced:
September 15, 2007