Golden Years - Funny Birthday Card, Wholesale

Item #: 0449
Cover Reads:
The Golden Years...The Golden Years Have Come At Last. I Cannot See; I Cannot Pee. I Cannot Chew; I Cannot Screw. My Memory Shrinks; My Hearing Stinks. No Sense Of Smell; I Look Like Hell. My Body's Drooping; Now Trouble Pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Hope Your Birthday Is Nothing But Golden!
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Mixed sources pulp from well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. USA Made..
April 15, 2010