Birthdayist - Humorous Birthday Card, Wholesale

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Perspectives To Consider On Your Birthday...Optimist: This Will Be The Best Birthday Ever. Pessimist: This Birthday Will Totally Suck. Realist: Birthdays Happen. Economist: Another Birthday And Counting. Futurist: You Will Be Having A Birthday. Atheist: You Have Birthdays And Then You Die. Proctologist: You Can Stick This Birthday Up Your Ass.