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Laughter is the best prescription when it comes to giving a great greeting card that people will remember. The Take As Needed comic greeting card line available for wholesale at NobleWorks Inc. lampoons the over-medicated, over-prescribed world in which we live.
Offer your customers a healthy dosage of laughter with cards that proudly deliver sick humor that is calibrated to amuse. These card designs depict such fake medications as Geezerall 40 for old age; Fanphen, Slomax ER and Kisaprinse for birthdays; Blingulair XL for engagements; Congratulex, for congratulations; Tanxamill, for saying "thank you;" Graduex for graduations; and Getwelbutrin, for get-well wishes.
The cover of every Take As Needed card features a colorful blister pack of medications along with a convincing and authentic-looking list of their active ingredients. The hilarious side effects of each "drug" are listed inside these innovative greeting cards, which are printed on FSC certified recycled paper that'll help the environment "get well."
Order individual Take As Needed cards from the retail site NobleWorksCards.com.
